Love under the Republicans (or Democrats) -- Word to busybodies -- That reminds me -- Song for pier something or other -- Absence makes the heart grow heart trouble -- Always marry an April girl -- Aside to husbands -- Lady thinks she is thirty -- I do, I will, I have -- Confession to be traced on a birthday cake -- What almost every woman knows sooner or later -- Tin wedding whistle -- Just wrap it up, and I'll throw it away later -- If anything should arise, it isn't I -- Don't even tell your wife, particularly -- Apartment to sublet : unfurnished -- You have more freedom in a house -- I'm sure she said six-thirty -- To a lady passing time better left unpassed -- I never even suggested it -- Don't be cross, Amanda -- Nymph and the shepherd, or she went that-a-way -- Strange case of Mr. Ormantude's bride -- Warning to wives -- Perfect husband -- Word about winter -- Summer serenade -- Strange case of Mr. Palliser's palate -- Voice of experience -- Solitude of Mr. Powers -- How to harry a husband, or is that accessory really necessary? -- They won't believe, on New Year's Eve, that New Year's Day will come what may -- To my valentine -- Thoughts thought on an avenue -- Trouble with women is men -- Word to husbands -- Unselfish husband -- Anniversary -- It's about time -- How can echo answer what echo cannot hear? -- Frailty, thy name is a misnomer -- Middle -- How to be married without a spouse, or Mr. Kipling, what have you done with Mr. Hauksbee -- Strange case of Mr. Donnybrook's boredom -- My dream -- Don't wait, hit me now! -- Winner -- Come on in, the senility is fine -- Crossing the border -- Once more to my valentine.

A book length valentine of verses.